2 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 9:20am + 62968 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via orgasmic-humor (originally awwww-cute)

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

2 days ago on 14 September 2014 @ 8:39am + 194 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours (originally thenightvalepost)
Anonymous
Why does every boy I like or date end up leaving me for another a girl/cheating on me?

thenightvalepost:

Because they know in the back of their minds that you are too good for them. You are too good for anything. You are so much larger than this universe, and will be used for a purpose so vastly over the heads of the common people you date and associate with. You have been chosen for a larger purpose and when it is complete you will return to us irresistible, full of wisdom, and the common man will throw himself at your feet. 

3 weeks ago on 22 August 2014 @ 12:29am + 8306 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via callofvalor (originally callofvalor)
3 weeks ago on 22 August 2014 @ 12:19am + 106391 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via orgasmic-humor (originally noveltastic)

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

3 weeks ago on 22 August 2014 @ 12:19am + 186066 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via orgasmic-humor (originally theclearlydope)

wearing these during sex

3 weeks ago on 22 August 2014 @ 12:13am + 3755 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via gameofgifs (originally elyrias)
# got

"The frightened child who sheltered in my manse died on the Dothraki sea, and was reborn in blood and fire. This dragon queen who wears her name is a true Targaryen."

3 weeks ago on 22 August 2014 @ 12:08am + 181941 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via valross (originally princeofprocrastination)

solaire-of-thedas:

nootnootmothafuckah:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

221cbakerstreet:

nopholom:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

MY TIME HAS COME

Oglaf is the best

3 weeks ago on 21 August 2014 @ 9:20pm + 145881 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via orgasmic-humor (originally rexuality)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

1 month ago on 17 August 2014 @ 6:41pm + 161948 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via sassy-out-the-wazoo (originally imsebastainstan)
Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)
1 month ago on 17 August 2014 @ 6:40pm + 158 ARROW(S) IN BOROMIR
via breathtakingqueens (originally kristensource)